sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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