wrigley field is MILF paradise
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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