Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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