i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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