miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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