so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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