im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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