is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I understand Curling. That high.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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