wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
