yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
