it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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