Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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