It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.