WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.