Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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