He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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