Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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