why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Let's get the cat blown out
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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