where am i from again
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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