So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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