4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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