My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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