I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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