Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
