Grow some girl-balls and come out already
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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