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• (440): View more from Ohio

  pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?

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  He told her it was international road head day.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from. 

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity

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• (646): View more from New York

  We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.

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• (714): View more from California

  I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"

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• (716): View more from New York

  Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.

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