Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction