You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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