is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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