i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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