Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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