just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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