I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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