yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What a dumb baby whore.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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