Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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