i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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