it wasn't lemon gatorade
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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