why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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