You made me cry and you don't even care
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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