? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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