He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
