did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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