I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you never un-have a 4some
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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