I love black thongs
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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