I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That accounts for only three of the penises
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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