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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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