whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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