hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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