4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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