honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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