S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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