So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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