Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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