Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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