He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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