are you so shy because you have an std?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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