Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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