She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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