"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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