why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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